Okulski is R&T Editor-In-Chief

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 04/15/2019 at 22:03 • Filed to: None

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Congrats, Travis!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:13

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Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:16

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He should hire Stef.

Immediately.

And send her to Germany.

For... research.

RacinBob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:24

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Did Road and Track stop printing or did I somehow I let my 39 year subscription lapse? I doubt it lapsed as I assume that they would have been after me worse than a high school stalker......I haven’t seen an issue in months.  

phenotyp > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:31

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Tarvis?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:35

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Every road and track article posted online needs that as the first comment

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:35

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Who?

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 22:36

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TO BE CLEAR, I actually do mean research.

Like... how many beers does Porsche make? How many bottles of Porsche wine can one consume watching the 24 Hours of the Ring? Approximately how many people will take photos of a 411 attempting to not die horribly driving the Ring? What is the square root of 944 divided by it’s actual Ring lap time? How many beers can one drink from a shoe before wearing the shoe causes one to fail a breathalyzer? What is the top speed of a European swallow carrying a Puffalump? Approximately how red does Oliver Blume’s face get if you bring up Dieselgate? How many times will employees politely correct you for pronouncing it ‘Porch’ before absolutely losing their shit? What is the fine for leaking oil all over the Nurburgring? How many other r ace tracks are there in Germany and how many of them can you race in one weekend (at least 3 attempts will be needed to establish a real average.) Can a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S tow a 944 around the Ring faster than the 944 can drive the ring under it’s own power? Can a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S tow the 944 around the Ring faster than a Lamborghini Urus?

You know. REAL  science stuff. We’re not just talking about sending her to Europe to booze it up and drive fast cars (and definitely not at the same time.)

gettingoldercarguy > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/15/2019 at 22:38

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This guy?

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > gettingoldercarguy 04/15/2019 at 22:46

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No, this guy.

... oh, wait, no. I mispronounced “O kulski” as “Quirks and Features.” Sorry about that.

wafflesnfalafel > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 22:49

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exactly - I expect R&T to have a knowledgeable  presence in Germany, preferably with a quackalump (puffaduck?)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 23:04

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Yes!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 23:07

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It says something about a man that his friends and coworkers feel like they can make him fear for his life and he’ll be okay with it in the end. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 04/15/2019 at 23:09

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It has been a while. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > phenotyp 04/15/2019 at 23:09

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The same. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RacinBob 04/15/2019 at 23:10

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They clearly lost your address. Or your new mailman is swiping them. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > gettingoldercarguy 04/15/2019 at 23:11

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Definitely not.